Cooking
Me in the pussy if I am being fully honest.
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whenever i get on an airplane i pretend we’re flying through the air high in the sky, due to my overactive imagination
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th3_s3nsitiv3_snack3r: just burst into tears after learning my preferred brand of onion dip would no longer be sold (╥ _ ╥)… but later felt true, human joy when i tasted the newest flavor sour of gummy bears (,,> ᴗ <,,) just another day in the life of me, the sensitive snacker
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They just PUT A STICKER ON THE CLEARLY LABELLED USB PORT I’m dying
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Dinner time fellas
That bitch didnt stand a chance
HE FUCKING ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!
Also tumblr:
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